Thursday, October 6, 2011

What NOT to Do: Bad Texting


If you go on a date, and it seems to go well and she says she’d like to see you again, and you want to get into her pants eventually, do NOT send this text to her afterward:

“lol so I’m really not into getting into a relationship with ya at all :) no offense haha but I would like to have a fwb situation lol would u be ok with that?”

Yeah, that will lead to your automatic rejection, even if she WERE interested in finding a FWB situation with somebody.

Then, when she responds, “Thanks for asking but no im not interested in that,” do not respond with:
“but ur hot :) “

and then, after she doesn’t respond for another 5 minutes, don’t send her a follow-up text that says:
“come on:) lol it will be fun”

2 comments:

  1. wow did this really happen?

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  2. Everything you read on here is nonfiction and happened to me personally (unless otherwise specified).

    I typed these texts up verbatim. Yes, this absolutely happened.

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